It was a hefty sum, $5 million, and in truth it had little to do with setting them up. Good! I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. Right? Jordan Belfort: Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. What's he doing? Don't watch with family, seriously. You be relentless! Donnie Azoff: Wow. Exactly. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. I mean, what if something like that happened? Let me tell you something else. The show goes on! Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. The porterhouse from Argentina. What a Greek tragedy honey! The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. Shut the fuck up! $26,000 for one fucking dinner! You're doing fucking drugs right now? Good! Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: This right here is the land of opportunity. It's flooded! Jordan Belfort: This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. Jordan Belfort: Gotta pump those numbers up. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Yeah I'm sure. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Donnie Azoff: Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? In which case, you know, we could start fresh. You understand? Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? Jordan Belfort: You wanna fuck me, Jordan? A master diver! Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Jordan Belfort: Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. What the fuck is going on out here? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Donnie Azoff: I fucking hate you, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Bang, bang, bang. Doesn't even matter to you! The world of investing can be a jungle. Jordan Belfort: With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. Fuzzy Bear over there? Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. Trust me, okay? That's my boy right there. If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. Bulls. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. So take a good look, daddy. Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. Movie Info. Its because you have not learnt enough. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. The real question is this: was all this legal? You're in the fucking minor leagues. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. An I.P.O. You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Captain Ted Beecham: Wed love your help. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! You're dealing with numbers. From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. Right, right. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Naomi Lapaglia: When you do something, you might fail. However, while Belfort and his cronies partake in a hedonistic brew of sex, drugs and thrills, the SEC and the FBI close in on his empire of excess. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Good. More importantly, you will learn. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Jordy, look what you've got here. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back, requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential with very little downside risk. Yeah. Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. Jordan Belfort: Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Jordan Belfort: Are you fucking serious? Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Danger at every turn. Naomi Lapaglia: Don't do that. Jordan Belfort: Sides? Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. Its a woozie. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. It's a woozie. Bald as as China doll. They're not gonna dial themselves. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: That's why all this confusion. Good! Exactly. Brad: Jordan Belfort: Uh, what the fuck! it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Mark Hanna: Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Go to a trading floor on Wall street. Its never landed. Pride. Right? Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Are you out of your fucking mind? Read critic reviews. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. I don't even know who Venice is. See those little black boxes? Together with his trusted lieutenant (Jonah Hill) and a merry band of brokers, Belfort makes a huge fortune by defrauding wealthy investors out of millions. Oh, Jesus Christ. Come for me, baby. Don't worry about it, I got it. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Naomi Lapaglia: Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. One day, you will do it right. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Terms and Policies [pushes him away with her legs] You're sick! Daddy shouldn't waste his time. Yes, I think it's true. There is no such thing as bad publicity. ~ Teresa Petrillo. I'm also Dutch, German, English. It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. Donnie Azoff: Captain Ted Beecham: Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Donnie Azoff: Don't you wanna be my friend? Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: Oh, hey! Privacy Policy I don't drink anymore. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. I mean, when she married me she knew what she was getting into, didnt she? There could be. $26,000 worth of sides? ~ Jordan Belfort. What the fuck are you talking about? Coming Soon, Regal Naomi Lapaglia: Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Get the ludes downstairs! But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Wake up, you piece of shit! Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. So you listen to me and you listen well. Hey Paulie, what's up? Jordan Belfort: BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Mmm, baby. Yeah, like Buddhists. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. Mark Hanna: Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Jordan Belfort: [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: I got news for you. Okay, let's do it. She designs women's panties too? Based on Jordan Belfort's autobiography. You okay? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Naomi Lapaglia: Pick up the phone and start dialing! I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. Jordan Belfort: Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Jordan Belfort: Jean? Let's go the other fucking way! The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. One fucking day. You were calling her name in your sleep! Saurel! Captain Ted Beecham: Give me one for the nerves! Jordan Belfort: You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? Jordan Belfort: fucking digits. No shit. Chester Ming: Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. Jordan Belfort: It'll also help your fingers dial faster. Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Jordan Belfort: So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: Come on. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You know how much I love you, right? What the fuck is that kid doing? Refresh and try again. Like the whole Donnie Azoff: What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Jordan Belfort: Sell that. Who's a faggot? Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Drama, Look at this! And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! Yeah! Its fairy dust. Naomi Lapaglia: Is he fucking crazy? Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! Naomi Lapaglia: the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. You fucking bitch! [raves at Brad] Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Jordan Belfort: I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. It's like lasers. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! Brad: My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy for a very, very very long time. Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Well, we don't work for you, man! Jordan Belfort: You got a minute? But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. You're a lying piece of shit! This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Max Belfort: I put the money on that fucking table, not you! Married people can't have friends? There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Jordan Belfort: And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? Twenty fucking years! Jordan Belfort: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Give him time. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. No? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. That's right. Donnie Azoff: You gotta be a fucking pal You know what, I'm gonna give you a fucking pass, just give me the case. Mark Hanna: I'm a mutt. Yeah. GET OFF THE PHONE! I don't even know. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. That's right! Patrick Denham: She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. Jordan Belfort: right? Jesus Christ. Chester, who sold tires and weed. You're a sick man! Chester Ming: Her pussy was like heroin to me. Yeah. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. Chester Ming: Twice a day. It turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss. Share the best GIFs now >>> People tend to give up. Brooklyn. It'll keep you sharp between the ears. lastly it's down to the humour. I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. Max Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Like, "Run free!" Jordan Belfort: By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and It is no matter. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Hey, listen, I quit! the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. You wanna know what money sounds like? What? The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. It's got no no alcohol. You cleaning your fishbowl? Go on. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Jordan Belfort: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: I'm sure. I don't love you anymore, Jordan! It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Naomi Lapaglia: I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. ~ Jordan Belfort. Sell me that pen. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: You're a father now, Jordan. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Turns out all the FBI really wants from me is to cooperate. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Benihana Beni-fucking-hana? You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. After all, what was there to say? Yeah? Jordan Belfort: Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Is there an apology message on the machine?" I got you. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Donnie Azoff: Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. And eviscerate your enemies. Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? My Aunt Emma. You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! And you're still acting like an infant! That conniving twat! It's fucked up. Sell me that pen. Oh my God! Jordan Belfort: Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. [on getting arrested] Her father is the brother of my mom. Jordan Belfort: This is what you do? He didn't mean any of it. Naomi Lapaglia: Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. New world. You're almost there! Okay, great. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Did you cum? On my Dad's side. He's just warning everybody. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right? Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think. Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Not a stitch. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. Stop that sweetie, please? Money. Teresa Petrillo: It's his first day on Wall Street. Donnie Azoff: Say hi! Why? Donnie Azoff: And it wasn't just about the sex either. Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Required fields are marked *. That's not why I do it. What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. But he didn't go along with us. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! They cure cancer? Then look no further. Some of these girls, you should see them. vials of coke. How about that, faggot? Jordan Belfort: I got you, baby. Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Right! And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Get away from the window! So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Jordan Belfort: I have some really, really great news. It's three feet of water down there. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Oh, my God. Donnie Azoff: If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free. Its not on the elemental chart. In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they?

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